Friday, February 05, 2010
Since I seem determined (her words, not mine) to disappoint her grandchildren ambitions, I have since suggested an alternative. As she'll be long gone (again, her words) by the time I get around to making dribbling crying copies of myself, I've told her that my plan differs from her own. She'll be stuffed in a Bela Lugosi pose.
Of course, her eyes will be replaced with flashing red LEDs as is tradition.
The idea being is that even in death she can participate in the rearing of her descendants, as a disciplinary measure. If you don’t clean your room, you're going into the closet with grandmother.
I think ole' Momo is coming around to the idea.
Posted by Jarred McGinnis at 5.2.10