Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Conversation Averted

"You a foreigner?"
"Depends what country I am in."
"No. I mean, you aren't British. You're a foreigner."
"Funny. I don't feel foreign." He looks the other way, and starts talking to the old lady across from him.

1 comment:

  1. A good example of Johnny Foreigner reasoning, e.g:

    Johnny Foreigner: Purpose of visit
    Englishman: Imperialism - now out of my way Johnny Foreigner!
    JF: Yes sir, tell me more of these pounds and inches